9 Sexy Texts To Send Instead of Sending a Dick Pic
Posted by Laurel House on
Dear Guys,
Here are nine sexy texts to send INSTEAD of that dick pic you have saved on your phone for some terrible reason.
XO, EVERY WOMAN
So, you just started dating. You’re super turned on by this new person of interest and you want her to know. So, what do you do? Well, YOU (and I say “you” because this is what YOU might do before reading this…) might send a dick pic. WHY? Because in your mind, you don’t just want her to KNOW, but you want her to SEE how excited and turned on she makes you. BUT my advice, and the unspoken advice of most women (though, some women do enjoy seeing the “goods” from a dick pic), DON’T SEND THAT DICK PIC!!!!
Reality check: Receiving dick pics doesn’t make a lady want to go out with you. Just like being cat-called doesn’t make a woman want to meet that guy around the corner and have sex with him, or how being accosted on the street by a flasher doesn't get her turned on. OPPOSITE. We are turned off, and some of us are even grossed out by these actions. (But again, of course, there are some women who are oddly turned on by it and feel strangely special from it - as if she is the “only” one who is getting graced with your “greatness”).
But, this article is about the “every woman,” the woman who is actually looking for love, as opposed to just some hot and dirty action. Women want to be respected and treated like more than a piece by your meat.
So, what do you do if you are a dude looking to make an impression that doesn’t land you on the creeper list? Here are a few sweet, fun and even sexier ways to get her attention:
1. Text a photo of a sexy body part.
I said "sexy." Your dick doesn’t fall into the category. Take a pic of your lips or your strong hands gripping a basketball (because she mentioned how much she likes to have her ass grabbed). Then soften the sexiness of the photo by saying something sweet. If you go with the basketball idea, you might need to clarify the image so that there isn’t any confusion or overanalyzing.
Why? It’s sexy without being nasty.
Example: Along with the pic say something sweet like “I can’t wait to kiss you.”
or
“Imagine that your ass is this ball.”
You can even think about a sexy pose in some really hot shorts, but be sure to keep everything tucked inside!
2. Text a photo of your sexy ripped abs in the mirror.
That is, do this IF you have ripped abs. While I don’t believe in sexy bathroom selfies for online dating photos, once you’ve hooked her, it’s totally okay to send a sexy ripped abs bathroom photo. Do this ESPECIALLY if you are in a long term relationship and you want to inject a bit of sexy flirty sun into your otherwise routine relationship.
3. Text her before a big meeting.
This can also apply to a tough conversation, or any other thing that she might be a bit nervous about. This text is meant to show her that you care, you’re thinking about her and you believe in her.
Why? Because we want a guy who isn’t just in it for fun, but also has our back, supports us and will be there when we are sad, scared and excited.
Example: “Good luck today with your presentation. I know you are going to do an awesome job!”
or
“I know you’re stressed about your meeting this afternoon. Just know that I am here, and I am thinking about you. Now go kick some butt!”
4. Text her when you are away doing something fun without her.
Why? Because we have a way of imagining the worst. If you are out of town doing something fun and we don’t hear from, there’s a chance that we are imagining that you are out of town with another chick. Instead of making our minds race, send a text to let her know that you’re thinking about her, even when you are having a great time without her. That being said, don’t obsessively text her with the moment-by-moment play-by-play. That will lead her to believe that you are a needy loser.
Example: “Just had a great afternoon surfing with my buddies. Now we are heading for drinks. It would be fun for you to be here with me. I hope your day has been great, too!”
5. Text to set up a phone date.
It might seem old fashioned, but phone dates can be an amazing way to get to know each other and establish a foundation. The reason I call it a phone date, instead of just giving her a call, is because a date is scheduled. And so should this call. A phone date allows you to both be in a place where you are ready to talk, not distracted and focused on each other. It’s a great way to connect between dates, especially when you have a week or more before your next date together.
Why? A set phone date will make her feel special, showing that you want to set time aside in your schedule to just focus on her.
Example: Send a text saying - “I would love to hear your voice and catch up on your day. What do you think about scheduling a phone date this evening at 8 p.m.? If that doesn’t work, how about tomorrow at 9 p.m.?”
6. Text a picture of one of her favorite things.
If she mentioned to you that she loves watermelon gum, take and text a pic of a pack of watermelon gum when you happen to notice it while standing in the checkout line at the grocery store. Again, don’t go over the top and text her EVERY TIME you see something that reminds you of her. That, too, will put you on the creeper list.
Why? It will show her that she is never far from your mind.
Example: “I was at the checkout stand at the supermarket today and I happened to notice your favorite flavor of gum. Made me think of you… Hope you’re having a great day.”
7. Play “two truths and a lie.”
Text is not intended to be a platform to get to know each other. It is a platform to flirt or confirm the time and date - either a phone or in person date. That being said, you can dig into some substance and have fun at the same time with “two truths and a lie.” You can make it deep or light. The point is to be revealing and create conversation topics for when you talk on the phone or in person next.
Why? Two truths and a lie is fun. And it creates opportunities to deepen your conversations and therefore create a foundation.
Example: “Two truths and a lie: I was born in the same hospital that I had my son in, I never remember my dreams, and I was a competitive ice skater. What’s the lie? What about you?”
This could also set up the idea to play a few even sexier games when you're staying in for a date!
8. Send a link to an article that she will find interesting.
Don't choose something that she will be offended by or something that is trying to further a point that you are driving into the ground in an annoying way. Even better, send an article that is about a topic that will benefit her - maybe in preparation for a meeting that she has that day or a conversation that she is having with her dad that evening - an article that will arm her with information and make her feel more on top of her game.
Why? Sending an appropriate article that she will enjoy reading or benefit from will show her that you are thinking about her and that you are intellectual. And that is sexy. If you send her an article that she can benefit from in business, she will think of you when using the newfound knowledge. And that’s always a good thing.
Example: “This article on dating trends is perfect for your TV appearance tomorrow morning. Not that you need more preparation, but I thought you might enjoy reading it.”
9. Send a link to a song on YouTube.
We love to expand our playlists with good music, especially if we are into you. Just be careful with your song choice, as she will likely overanalyze the lyrics.
Why? Remember when you used to give mixed tapes to girls you like? We do, too. And we miss those “good old days.”
Example: “I think you might like this song…”
Be careful with:
- Jokes - Humor can be hard to capture over text.
- Sarcasm - Will more likely come across as mean. Maybe not at first, but after we read into and overanalyze your message to death, your intention will likely be far from how it’s received.
- Sending selfies - Women like to send selfies so that you can see what we are up to. We are generally very aware of lighting, angle and background. You don’t necessarily need to send a selfie in return. It’s not as cute as when we do it.
Bottom line: Dick pics are a no-no. Send pretty much anything else.