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Maitre D Thong Assorted

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  • Male Power novelty Maitre D’ thong features a funny formal look guaranteed to get laughs
  • Thong fits most men with 28-36 inch waist size
  • Machine washable for multiple uses

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Serve up your male assets with this hot look!

The Maitre D Thong gives the phrase “personal service” an entirely new meaning.

Support your package in formal style with the buttoned-up bowtie front. Show them the back for a bite of dessert: a sexy peek at your cheeks through your Maître D coattails.

Key Benefits

  • Male Power novelty Maitre D’ thong features a funny formal look guaranteed to get laughs
  • Thong fits most men with 28-36 inch waist size
  • Machine washable for multiple uses

It may look formal, but this thong is comfortable enough for everyday use. Whether used as a gag for a party, or a solo show for your partner, the Maître D Thong will ensure you steal the show.

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